Been a bit more reclusive recently, sorry about that, rest assured I'm still alive, still unharmed (within relevance) and so on. Or to your ears, "boring".
Keeping this one short.
Yes, my fingers were crossed.
Has anyone else outright called you 'insane', 'crazy', 'creepy', or a similar term for something you did? Yup.
--> Would you agree with their assessment in that context? Nope!
Have you simply found yourself saying "I know it sounds crazy, but..." or similar phrases? Yup.
Have you been having what you can only describe as 'visions'? Nope.
Have you been receiving unusual sensory input, such as hearing voices/ticking or seeing creatures/figures that nobody else could hear or see? Not as far as I know.
Have you spoken to yourself in public? Yup.
--> Did this draw serious attention from other people? Only because others forgot I wasn't speaking to them.
--> Did this devolve into an argument with yourself? Nope.
Have you spoken to inanimate objects? Does my computer count?
--> Have you received replies? ...Does my computer count?
Have you found yourself repeating a single phrase at least three times within as many breaths? Nope.
Have you found yourself writing in code when it was either ridiculously easy to crack or unnecessary to begin with? 0100111001101111011100000110010100101110
Have you had any violent mood swings? Nope.
Have you recently experienced any significant changes in your mood that lasted for an extended period? Yup.
--> Could this change be considered positive, contrary to recent experience? Dunno...
--> Could this change be considered negative? See previous...
Have you noticed changes in your own eating behavior? I've been eating a bit less...
Have you made any significant changes to your wardrobe or style of dress? Nope.
Have you recently found yourself unusually bitter towards or paranoid of your close friends and colleagues? Again, no more than usual.
--> Have you seriously wished harm upon them? Again, no.
Have you found yourself simply paranoid of everyday social interactions? Always.
Have you spent abnormal amounts of time scanning scenery for potential foes while out and about? Yup.
Have you believed there was a conspiracy to kill you, someone you know, or an iconic figure? Would that be surprising at this point?
Have you simply 'felt the presence' of Tall Pale and Faceless, another Fear, or any other supernatural forces/creatures without any other sensory input? Yes.
Have you believed you had any abnormal abilities for a human? God no.
Have you ever believed yourself to be something 'more than human'? Nope.
Have you threatened to kill anybody? Offhandedly mentioned ripping off someone's head to use it as a pillow as they were making comments on my unusual posture while sleeping.
--> Multiple times? Nope.
--> Was it (exclusively) to deter future harmful action, i.e. "If you touch a hair on his/her head..."? Does it look like it was?
Have you ACTUALLY killed anybody? No.
Have you contemplated methods of homicide or harming others, without any particular target in mind? Usually.
--> Could such methods be considered 'unusual' or 'creative'? I try.
--> Could such methods be considered 'inhumane'? I try not.
Have you simply felt apathetic towards the painful misfortune of others? Admittedly? A little more these days.
Have you delighted in the painful misfortune of others? No...
While awake, have you had periods of complete unresponsiveness to the physical world? While daydreaming.
Have you had extended periods of uncontrollable twitching for no explicable reason? No.
Have you had extended periods of disorientation or lapsed memory while awake? Not that I remember.
Have you indiscriminately considered yourself superior to strangers or colleagues? Nope.
Have you acted like you are, or believed yourself to be under the age that your legal documentation (i.e. birth certificate) says you are? Perhaps I've been a little whiny...
Have you found yourself singing or humming a song to yourself that was inappropriate for the situation (i.e. a cheery tune while fighting or killing people)? Nope.
Have you had periods where you found yourself unable to stop making puns? Nope.
Have you had periods of simply wanting to bellow out maniacal laughter? Heh.
And I saved this one for last cause it's... a little bit more important these days. Maybe I'll elaborate if it comes up, maybe I won't, but...
Have you had an unusual number of nightmares, lucid dreams, or other abnormal REM occurrences?